User:Payday crusher

"The guy who would get into a fist-fight with 10 guys wearing NOTHING but a towel!"

- Bentley in Venice

Jonathan Geht (born April the 19th 2001) is a famous painter and stuff.

I always wanted to write a Wikipedia page 'bout myself :D

About me
When I was 8 years old, sometimes i visited my best friend and he let me play his Sly 2 and Sly 3 for Playstation 2 (sad, I know...). I was such a NOOB, but it didn't stop me from playing it. When I became better at video games, he let me do the serious jobs. Sadly, the Playstation 2 era was over, so my pal bought a Playstation 3. So I decided to buy the Sly games for my own Playstation 2. My favorite place was Venice from Sly 3, but I was confused with Sly 2. So one day my mother told me that my sister's uncle from Canada was coming, and I asked her to buy me Sly 2 (can't believe Canada has that game!). So she came her, I played the game the all night, I was disappointed it didn't have Venice and stuff... A half year later, my PS2 was so sick you wanna dye! So 2 months after my BFF (remember him? He's still alive) gave me his *Drumroll Please* Sly 3!!! Because my PS2 was damn sick, it gave to do only Episode 1 and a 1/100000000 of Episode 2. So in 2012 when was 11, I bought a PS3 and the Sly Collection. Today I'm looking forward for Sly 4 in Europe, because I'm from Asia and we get games from Europe.

THE END now go and cry for Mama.

Games
All...except Sly 4.

Sly 1

 * You can die from 3 attacks!!
 * Rubby's boss fight is the easyest boss
 * No Pickpockething.
 * No free roam.

Sly 2

 * Every one can see Carmelita's bra.
 * The gang is to stupid to realize Neyla is betraying them.
 * The fun boss battles are short and very fast.
 * Can't replay fun jobs.
 * Tiny environments. Same thing with Sly 3.

Sly 3

 * In the prologue the new gang members are black so there won't be spoilers, but you can see Dimitri swimming in the lab, and the sharks aren't attacking him.
 * Panda King shot a missile from a high place, so how the hell he got there?!
 * So little footage of my favorite place, Blood Bath Bay.
 * Also, BBB has two giant sharks. WHY?!?!?

Sly 4

 * I don't have it.

Favorites
Locations: Mesa City, Nunavut Bay, Australian Outback, Blood Bath Bay, Wild West (if I'll have Sly 4).

Boss Fights: Panda King, Clocwerk, Dimitri, Rajan,Contessa,Jean Bison,Octavio,Muggshot,Black Baron,General Tsao,Crusher,Lefwhee and Moat Monster (if I had Sly 4).

Ancestors: Tennessee Kid, Henriett One Eye and Sir Galleth (you know the drill).

Soundtracks:

1#= The one that plays here (Safehouse in Cotton Mouth Bluff)

2#= Go West Young Raccoon

3#= Dead Men tells no Tales

4#= He Who tames the Iron Horse

5#= An Opera of Fear

6#= Sunset Snake Eyes

7#= Forty Thieves

All the others suck.

Other Wikis
Wikipedia

The Jak and Daxter Wiki

House of Anubis Wiki

The Avatar Wiki

GTA Wiki

God of War Wiki