Board Thread:Wiki Discussion/@comment-4013721-20150408160215/@comment-25371179-20150423063937

This reform rule is kinda unfair... in the real world, many people reform after their criminal lives. You shouldn't judge people based on their pasts in the real world too, but I think it'd be a lot easier if we could just compare what these people previously did, other than Dimitri and Panda King (I guess)... after all, it's fiction at it's finest. I'm gonna make this a little more serious than it has to be for a game for kids, but yeah, that's me. If you're asking us to write our own list, here goes:

1) Clockwerk - Sociopath who hated a family so much he gave himself immortality. Yeah. That's, uh, pretty self-explanatory I think.

2) Neyla - Manipulated everyone, betrayed everyone, even her boss, Interpol (that's a pretty big deal), and the Cooper Gang.

3) Arpeggio - Oh, fine. I feel like I have to say him. He was greedy, arrogant, and ignorant. He was smart and could put Clockwerk back together and calculate how Clockwerk achieved immortality, then enter the frame and get immortality... and then what? He was going to let nothing get in his way. He was going to hypnotize an entire city, and was probably going to go farther than that if he was any smart. AGAIN, THAT'S TERRORISM, NOT THIEVERY, STOP CATEGORIZING EVER BAD GUY AS BEING A THIEF, INTERPOL. (Yes, I'm joking, I get it's a game about thieves and stuff).

4) Contessa - I hate people who take advantage of your mental capacity, and that's just what she did. She abused her "hypnotizing" power to dishonor both law and crime. Also, she's a black widow who murdered her husband (I like how the team did their research... the wives eat their husbands in the real world) for his riches. Yeah, that's, uh, pretty bad.

5) Mask of Dark Earth - Why does this even have to be included in the story? I really didn't like it. Oh well, it's pretty evil. It's the Mask of Dark Earth. That's pretty self-explanatory, y'know?

6) General Tsao - This is the guy who makes the feminists erupt. I remember him saying something along the lines, "Women don't know their left from their right". Yeah, in a kid's game. I liked it to be honest. The (hidden) mature stuff in the series is cool and adds appeal to older audiences. Smart. Also, this guy tried to force someone to marry him, and reigned a brutal dictatorship (if that makes sense). He's not really great. But his name makes everything up completely.

7) El Jefe - He took over small countries across the world in an old-fashioned militaristic style. But his true evilness? His puns.

8) Mz. Ruby - She was trying to take over Mexico with her voodoo skills. That's just creepy. Kind of like El Jefe, I guess, but voodoo. Of course, her background story makes it sadder, but... her evil side showed. What I don't understand: why Mexico?

9) Octavio - Seriously. He's a terrorist. He tried to blow up buildings in Italy. That's terrorism. Not thievery. Terrorism. GET IT TOGETHER INTERPOL. Now, I don't necessarily believe all terrorists are evil, but that's a huge and controversal political debate for another time. Since we're talking about a game here, I'll just list him here anyway.

10) Captain LeFwee - Poor guy was just living in the wrong time period. Still, he was a pirate who stole from others and was a cold-blooded killer.

BONUS: Panda King. Sorry. He was a mass murderer like Clockwerk. He reformed himself, which is great and I like him now, but what he did is pretty horrible.